Because I'm such a fan of Parks and Recreation, and pretty much a whore for all things Michael Schur, a search on YouTube lead me to this guy. You people who are smart and not idiots have already seen the goodness that is Jean Ralphio, so these videos are only a refresher course. (Note: Jean Ralphio is the only acceptable douche bag.)
Ben Schwartz, the guy who plays Jean Ralphio, is apparently a douche bag in everything he does. Here's proof.