Friday, February 12, 2010

The Ultimate Life-Altering Top 21 List

This is the ultimate list that will alter male lives forever. This list defines the male enemy that is "faggotry". Read on and discover what it takes to became an internationally renowned faggot. Feel free to add more to this list.

1) You're a fag if you own a sports car and you never go above 120 km.
2) You're a fag if your overall clothing attire including your underwear costs more than what my little sister wears.
3) You're a fag if you look like you're going to have an orgasm when performing cardiovascular activity on the crosstrainer/eliptical.
4) You're a fag if it takes you more than 10 seconds to look at and admire a guy.
5) You're a fag if you spend more than 5 minutes chasing a girl to get her number.
6) You're a fag if your gf/wife/mistress etmasheeek witgazirha 3alaik yal tagzoora.
7) You're a fag if you think Ugly Betty and Desperate Housewives are awesome.
8) You're a fag if you go to Fantasy Camp on an annual basis.
9) You're a fag if you think males have a feminine sensitive side. Real men call it having mercy you faggot.
10) You're a fag if you give a soft handshake, similar to that of a girl. You're also a fag if a firm handshake scares you because you might get injured.
11) You're a fag if you understand females. A real man acts like he understands, but in reality doesn't give a shit.
12) You're a fag if you have more than 10 hot single females as friends.
13) You're a fag if you shy away from the gym because of workout induced muscle sores.
14) You're a fag if you burp or fart in front of other guys and say "excuse me", "I'm sorry" or "wait, let me go over there and do my thing in order not to bother you guys."
15) You're a fag if you're a vegetarian. Males are born carnivores.
16) You're a fag if you eat more cookies and muffins than my little sister.
17) You're a fag if you PMS more than any girl in this world.
18) You're a fag if you know you're fat but choose not to do anything about it because you're lazy.
19) You're a fag if you think this list hurts you emotionally.
20) You're a fag if you have trouble saying the word fag because it's offensive to fags you faggot.
21) You're a fag if you don't realize this post is for entertainment purposes only.

This list applies to males only. Females are born with faggy features, which is normal.


5 comments:

  1. You're a fag if you like Ed Hardy. Ed Hardy is a fag, and glorifying faggots makes you a faggot by extension.

    You're a fag if you're in a Kuwaiti motorcycle gang. In fact, you're a fag if you're in any motorcycle gang.

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  2. you are a fag that you actually wasted your time talking abt fag stuff.


    you are also a fag if you took my above msg seriously =p

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  3. hahaha,,, !! Nice one Maysheno... ;-P

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  4. You're a fag if you defend fags. No seriously, defending fags is faggy.

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